I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.