I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.