I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
Sarah SilvermanI'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.
Sarah SilvermanUnvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
Sarah SilvermanIf you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
Sarah Silverman