I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

I do love the idea of ritual.