And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.