And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.