I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.