I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.