You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I really think everything is fair game.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.