I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.