I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.