People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.