You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
Sarah SilvermanThe audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
Sarah SilvermanI am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
Sarah SilvermanSomeone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
Sarah Silverman