I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.