I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.