I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.