I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.