People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.