I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.