It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.