It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.