We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.