That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.
Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.