We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.