The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.