When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
Sarah SilvermanPeople say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.
Sarah SilvermanEverybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
Sarah Silverman