Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.