Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.