I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.