I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.