I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.