I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.