You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.