I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.