When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"