I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.