I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.