I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things, and taking influences from every cog, including myself, that can help. Any place where there can be inspiration. They make every moment very layered and very rich.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.