I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.