I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.