I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.