People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.