My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.