My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

We deserve quality lives with equality.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.