My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.