You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.