I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.