I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.