Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

We deserve quality lives with equality.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.