With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.
Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.