You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.