One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.