One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.