One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.