One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.