Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.