Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.