I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.
Avoid running at all times.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.