The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.