Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.