Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.