Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Avoid running at all times.

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.