Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.