Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Avoid running at all times.