Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.
I was born in August, no July, 1908.
They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.