If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

When did ignorance become a point of view?

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?