If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.