If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.