If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.