Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.