Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.