To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.