I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!