Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.