My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.