My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.