Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.