Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

I'm primarily just an investor.