Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed, the children who are our future are good-looking, but they aren't all that bright. As dense as they might be, they will eventually notice that adults have spent all the money, spread disease, and turned the planet into a smoky, filthy ball of death. We're raising an entire generation of dumb, pissed-off kids who know where the handguns are kept. This is not a good recipe for a happy future.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.