Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.