As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.